By The Guppy
Date: 12 October 1999

malaise

man, i should go see my doctor
have him check my pulse and give me the news
have him tell me that my heart stopped working
i'd have to argue...
it works, not right, but it works
he'd laugh
i'd do that classic maneuver of closing my eyes while rolling them and sighing
i'm good at that move
do it about 1,000 times a day...sometimes with a shake of the head
should be an olympic event
i'd take home the babe giving out the gold medal
sometimes i think i'd like my very own cheerleader
not for romance or anything...just to follow me around and cheer for me
that'll be the first person i hire when i'm a millionaire
a cheerleader and a new doctor
who knows that i'm not just lying
and who has at least one young, attractive, available nurse...
that he's not currently cheating on his wife with