By mango mama
Date: 17 May 2000

Can She Bake a Cherry Pie?

you seem hot and bothered and I'm bemused
why do you bother with that silly chic?
what does she got that I don't got?
can she bake a cherry pie, billy boy billy boy?
can she take you down and make you sigh
is she the Red Delicious apple of your eye?
her thighs are skinny
and mine are ample
you know where I live
if you want a sample
I just want to show you my room
since you like Elvis so much
you'll be amazed
all black
no windows
we could hide away for days
and feast on each other
turn off the lights
and see
what we discover
I could be your lover
I could read the Little Engine That Could
I could help you vandalize the neighborhood
you should give me a chance
I'm a really good dancer
try me instead of Camels
I don't cause cancer

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