By chichi
Date: 13 May 2000

Dear Dr. Drew

Dear Dr. Drew
my boyfriend
Mr. All Star Touchdown Touchdown Football Player of the Year
wants to date me when he feels like it
when he doesn't feel like it
he wants to date my friend Steffany
who also happens to be my first cousin
is this normal/okay/acceptable? what should I do?
he's really cute and popular and my tummy
flip flops when he smiles that Tom Cruise smile
and squeezes my hand!
there are no other guys as cute and confident
as him!

Dear Jenny Jones
can I come on your show
and get a free makeover
so I will be enough girl for my boyfriend
and he'll leave Steffany alone?

Dear Cosmo
I can't wait to have bigger boobs and my own
apartment
men are impossible
but at least they aren't boys

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