By Nikki
Date: 12 May 2000

Long Distance

I'm really getting pissed
at the Operator.
She keeps telling me the
line is fine.  I know
she must be lying.
Why else wouldn't you be calling?

And I think the mailman
is stealing my mail.
I haven't received a single card
or letter from you, and it's been
a while since I've seen you.

Don't even get me started
on my ISP.  None of your
e-mails have gotten through
to me, and I know you must
be trying.  I send at least
one a day to you.

Or maybe I'm just one
of those psycho girlfriends
from hell that you only
read about, never meet.

Don't long distance relationships suck?

5/12/00 nl