By mango mama
Date: 15 May 2000

makes more sense

you plus me makes more sense than you plus her
aren't you always telling me how much she hurts you
because you're too simple and you can hardly spell your name
and you listen to Conway Twitty and drink Schlitz and watch
"Monday Nitro" and go bowling with your buddies?
and you have never read Faulkner or Proust
and you don't wear silk boxers
and you don't use big words
and you don't eat souffle
you're a fried SPAM sandwich kinda guy
you don't think twice about scratching your balls in public
I love this about you
I like your style
we come from the same camp
we could almost be cousins
so stop whining about your neurotic Priscilla
and take me on!

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