By Kim Wu               noreasontocry@hotmail.com
Date: 19 May 2000

Phony Baloney

"come on"
you say
"people do this all the time...this normal, this good way
to love each other while apart"
I say
"how? how we do this? how this possible? I on phone...you
on phone...not in same room...I hear your voice...you hear
mine...but you not here...and I not there"
"simple"
you say
"I talk dirty to you...you talk dirty to me"
"no"
I say
"this not work...this not troo...even when in bed together,
we no talk much"
you say this good thing, this love on phone
I say this Phony Baloney!
what you want me say?
ride the pony! ride the pony!
oh yes! yes yes yes! oooohhhh! I lucky girl!
you big boy! you big bad boy! giddyup giddyup all nite long
you cowboy you!
meanwhile...what I do? file fingernails?
look through magazine?
no
you have something you want say that worth hearing,
you call
no time for this foolishness
better things to do

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