By the guppy
Date: 16 February 2000

snowball

i was walking to my truck (vroom vroom, beep beep)
i was struck in the back by a snowball (splat splat)
i whirled around (whoosh)
fell on my butt (ouch)
(gotta watch out for that ice)
from that position i saw her (blink blink)
the finest specimen of a snow-woman i've ever seen (blink? blink?)
she was standing there smiling at me and batting her eyelashes (bat bat)
i was confused (huh?)
she motioned for me to come over by her (wave wave)
i did (walk walk(slowly...icy you know))
she said that she was cold (suggest suggest)
i told her that i could tell (snow=cold)
she asked if i would warm her up (hint hint)
i said no (resist resist)
i couldn't (warmth means death to snow-people i've been told)
she started to cry (drip drip)
and melted anyway (melt melt)
never thought that would happen (huh)