By jgleve
Date: 4 February 2000

Tongue on Your Cheek

Won't be your Julie Andrews singing, "My Favorite Things".
I'll don my nun's attire and sprout myself some wings.

Won't be your Audrey Hepburn crying in the rain.
I'll be "My Fair Lady" purging you - the pain.

Won't be your Ingrid in the "Casablanca" bar.
I'll be tinkling the ivorys, adored by a czar.

Won't be your Scarlett since you don't give a damn.
I'll be humming my version of "Play it Again, Sam".

Won't be your Meg cause you're "Sleepless in Seattle".  I'll declare "War of the Roses" to be my final battle.

But if you can be my adorable "Forrest Gump".
While shouting, "Run Forrest,run!!"...oops! you've been
                 DUMPED...