By Gala
Date: 13 December 2000
Miss Scarlett, In the Bedroom, With a Rope...
Miss Peacock couldn't have pulled it off---
no mystery there.
And Colonel Mustard just isn't your type
No...the clues were all there,
the who,what,where,when,and as to why,
well we all need red herrings, love.
So let's solve this one, shall we?
Miss Scarlett is in the Bedroom,
her mouth a carmine vision,
moist lips a tremble
certain a slueth like you
will uncover her...ahem...deepest secrets
make her confess her base desires,
and when you pull the satin rope
from behind your back,
she swallows hard,
tosses her hair,
and stands upright
proud breasts taut against carmine satin
and says
"You've got me."
And now all that's left darling
is a return to the scene of the crime.
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