By Untamed Bird
Date: 2001 Sep 24
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Housework Causes Warts!

Would you still love me?
If you knew
That I think housework sucks
Causes warts
That's what the magnet
On my refrigerator says
Dust swirls round my brain
With dog fur and counter grunge
My girlfriend the shrink Dr. says
Twelve-year-olds can do housework
Me I'm already 13
Too old to train?
You are spit shine and everything
In its place
But I still love you?  (Honest I do.)