By Jubal29717
Date: 2001 Sep 25
Comment on this Work
[[2001.09.25.18.01.28356]]

Estrogen

Estrogen

Let us be politically correct
And not omit the female sect
We women must our reps protect
And misconceptions now deflect!

We moan, we nag, we prod, we fuss,
We plead, we whine, we bitch, and cuss
Treat our man just like a king
(with or without that wedding ring...)

Do all the things that women do
We don't quit, we're never through
With work, we cook, we clean each day
Nuture our family amid the fray
Of life, no Calgon to take us away
And so we live, we hope, and pray.

PMS and puffy eyes
Cellulite upon our thighs
Screaming kids, we just can't win
Let's blame it all on estrogen!