By Jon A
Submitted by Jon
Date: 2001 Oct 22
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What I Really Want

What I Really Want

Some say I'm too demanding with women
That I'm expecting to much
That I want only the best
You damned right I do!

No way in hell I'm going to settle for second
or just "alright" or just "nice"
I want "Wow!" and "Oh....my....god."
My mom raised me to want the finer things in life
The most expensive clothes, the best food,
and the polished things
Thanks mommy

I don't want a girl that understands me
I'm WAY too complicated,
you cant even begin to fathom my madness
I'm craaazay!
I want a girl that I can understand
I don't want a girl that can think she can change me
Many have tried and all have failed
So she shouldnt think she is going to be any different
I don't want a girl thats easy
I've had enough of those
Just need a girl who's experimental....ha!

I need a girl that likes the same things I do
I like the music of Joe, so should she
I like to dance, so should she, but not as well
I like watching movies,
she should watch me while I'm watching
I like puppies, she should get me one
I love my friends, she should never care to meet them
I like expressing myself with no bullshit
or defenses up and so should she

In other words,
I want her to be honest and be able to express herself
and I'll be honest with her half of the time
I need a girl that will fall in love with me,
as for me falling in love with her...
Well, we don't need to get into that
Although I don't like to do everything in the nude,
but she should

What I want is a girl who always agrees with me
But knows when to disagree
I want a girl with nice long legs
Smoother than my ass
I want a girl with short hair
So it doesnt get in my damn face while kissing
I want a girl that looks
better than what my imagination can generate
I don't think I'll find that one

But honestly what I really want is a girl that is;
Understanding, honest, sweet, beautiful and loveable
That is what I really want

Oh yeah, did I mention experimental?