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By Galadrial Date: 2002 Feb 28 Comment on this Work [[2002.02.28.12.47.16992]] |
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SWF...Looking for serious relaitonship with mature man of means...Fun loving...Laid back...selective. MEANS: MARRY ME, you rich old coot, and leave me scads of cash so I can enjoy myself and never have to work again. WMC...Non-Smoking...Seeking an Old Fashioned Girl with values, and High moral standards... MEANS: I want a virgin mute who will be obedient, barefoot and pregnant.flushing out waterfowl from the bushes a plus... Ms. Wonderful...Professional Woman, Stable, finacially independent and attractive seeks Male for companionship... MEANS: Cold corporate fish has clawed way to the top. Seeking male counterpart to possibly spawn. Have your girl call my my girl...and we can do lunch. What they never say: I'm lonely. What they always mean: Love me, ok? |