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By Varda Date: 2002 Mar 07 Comment on this Work [[2002.03.07.15.31.20193]] |
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You're short. That's why I'm dumping you. Not 'cause you're not my type, Not 'cause I met somebody else, Not 'cause you smoke a pipe, Not 'cause you smell of Friday nights On Sunday afternoons, Not 'cause you honk at pretty girls, Not 'cause your friends are goons. It's not 'cause I'm not ready For a big commitment yet. I'm not just being difficult Or playing hard to get. I think you're cute. I know you're smart. But you don't have the slightest clue... You're rather short, At six feet tall, Of charm. And so I'm dumping you. |