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By Jon Date: 2002 Mar 24 Comment on this Work [[2002.03.24.01.14.26990]] |
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She annoys me. She annoys me more than I should allow any human being to annoy me. Sometimes when my cell phone rings she has the nerve to pick it up. Last time I checked the phone was still mine and the words "Us" or "We" were not to be found anywhere on the phone. And no my name isn't on it either but it doesn't have to be because it's MY PHONE. She thinks she deserves a drawer in my room so she could put her stuff in there. why would I want her stuff to be in there if it's HER stuff and not mine? And doesn't she have enough drawers at her own place to just put all the useless crap she was going to put in that drawer anyway? And sometimes when we're eating at a restaurant she takes forever to order. And when she finally does decide what she wants all she ends up getting is a salad because she's trying to lose weight because she's so "fat." For the last time you're not fat! If you're fat then I guess my entire belief on what is common sense and what isn't is completely wrong then! She also makes this annoying little moaning sound while she is sleeping. It was sexy the first night...it was REALLY sexy the first night, but really, who the hell moans in their sleep? What kind of dreams is she having you know? She also has a tendency of talking when I don't feel like talking. Sometimes I just want to have a nice quiet moment by MYSELF but she fails to realize that and ends up chattering away for the next hour and a half at my expense. There's a reason why the word MYSELF has the word "My" in there. It's because it's MY time not yours! And she always has the nerve to bitch at me when the toilet seat is up. She says that I should put it back down. NO! Maybe you should put it back up! How do like them apples? Huh? Huh? And sometimes she wears my clothes. Granted she only wears the ones I don't wear or the ones that don't fit me anymore but they USED too! And that's besides the point anyway! Oh and sometimes she has the nerve to take the remote out of my hands and change the channel on me. I was able to deal with it the first few times but then she changed it on the Simpsons. The SIMPSONS! HOMER! BART! AND MAGGIE! ACK! She is really starting to annoy me. I think she's going to end up killing me! But the most annoy thing is I think I'm starting to love her more. |