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By Galadrial Date: 2002 Apr 16 Comment on this Work [[2002.04.16.20.19.26506]] |
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Junior...excuse me...your highness? Let me get this straight. I have a degree in astro physics, a Noble prize for Peace, an IQ of substance, and a kind heart. I am passionate bright, and make witty remarks--- and you say your mom wants you to marry me because I could feel a pea with my arse? Yup. I could see how that would be the true measure of "quality" in a human. NOT. Tell you what--- follow this map, find the chick in the glass casket--- apply the heimlich, and kiss before she's breathing on her own I'd say you have a shot at the girl of your dreams! |