By Cryingshame58
Date: 2002 Jul 29
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Old English Sayings

It was clear as a bell...but I was on cloud nine...little did I know I couldn't cut the mustard...I was jumping the gun when I got nailed...I was too busy hamming it up in the lime light...dancing about with bells on...I was hell bent to take whatever he gave to me hand over fist...I was scratching his back and he was scratching mine...sowing my wild oats ....fannying about... I thought I was in like Flint...I thought I had the whole ball of wax...HOLY MOLY, JUMPING JEHOSAPHAT, I didn't know that I wouldn't get off scott free...Let me get down to the nitty gritty...I am going to let the cat out of the bag...I crossed the line...I was in too deep...I went too far...Boy, did I get it....Lock, stock and barrel...Screwed!!!! I got gypped...I paid too much...I should have broke a leg or knocked on wood...And now that I am keeping a stiff upper lip...maybe I should take it with a grain of salt...suck it up...but I have an axe to grind...more than you can shake a stick at...because I didn't deserve getting the third degree from him...he threw me out like throwing the baby out with the bathwater...VAMOOSE...my tears are raining cats and dogs...no matter how hard I wanted to make a silk purse out of a cow's ear...proof is in the pudding/putting... my tears are raining cats and dogs....and I am between a rock and a hard place....