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By aka Tick Bitterford, PhD Submitted by Inflatable Sushi Date: 2002 Aug 30 Comment on this Work [[2002.08.30.21.45.10252]] |
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(here goes) the jeep in the story is no more new wheels, new maps, new tunes instead of trading it in, i drove it out in the country and blew the fuck out of it beaten and burnt to a toast made it a party, a kind of emancipation (not from you, from it) bought another collection of paint-by-numbers now i have 147 of 'em 23 of them are classic vintage nudes i did a "last supper" p-b-n and reversed all the colors and added some mirrored tiles and then left the jesus in the center unpainted...just the numbers on white canvas it looks pretty cool i quit my job in a month the madness ends and i will be celebrating my birthday happily living in the city of angels while a bunch of god damned independent filmmakers make another whole damned load of shit back here i can't-fucking-stand goddamned "independent filmmakers" most of it fucking sucks and most of them are definitely NOT filmmakers more like ignorant asses (i recommend a hearty double feature of AMERICAN MOVIE and Todd Solondz' STORYTELLING) fucking wannabee pains-in-the-ass actually, i'd like to smack their parent's fucking asses fire up the bowl again, sonny talk to me in twelve years hey kind of a cool article, wasn't it? made my momma cry (she knows what the next big story is gonna be...) it made me look heavier than i am 187 lbs of white hot light now perhaps you understand how i knew about new years eve and a glass that will always be half empty ah, young benjamin (and our muse, mary jane) it will always amaze me just how well-informed my informants kept me about you stupid was as stupid did, you wouldn't know a good thing if it kicked you in the ass my eyes and ears are everywhere in this town in this town, you are living in my world, my reality i am metaphysically untouchable in this town you (and the others) are just visitors in my town, baby you should act more respectful and now you can have it- (along with all the dicks and dykes and dorks) quite a little confederacy of dunces we have here, no? gambling on the promise of a future that is simply un-wise more like ridiculous the girls are fine they are looking forward to the drive they miss you they miss us you underestimated me bad move, baby |