By Ange
Date: 2002 Sep 10
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[[2002.09.10.14.33.5457]]

Being Bridget Jones

I want to be Bridget Jones, or even Elizabeth Bennet, (Though I think I relate to Bridget more)
I've done the 'dating the bastards' game and I only want to know

If I will find my very own Mr Darcy, and not die in my home
Being eaten by Alsatians and listening to 'Sad FM' alone

I want to find my Mr Darcy, who doesn't care that I've got cellulite
On my rather large thighs. Or that I can't cook quite right

I want to find my Mr Darcy, who actually thinks it's rather sweet
That I made a meal of blue soup and green gunge as a birthday treat

I want my Mr Darcy to kiss me like he kissed Bridget in the snow
When she was wearing only a cardigan, with her knickers on show

And I want him to say to me, "I like you.... just the way you are"