I REALLY NEED A MAN WHO DELIVERS TODAY

"This Side Up!" I turn around and quip, "for a delivery boy, don't lose your tip!" But look into those eyes more fragile than the package handled. "Oh, delivery man!"

The pizza delivery boy, Oh, what a joy! I need to remember tonight he's not a toy. As I comment on something hot he's got. Wink and give a tip so he'll forget me not!

And the postman! I go write myself now to keep him stopping in. Junkmail sow! Look at that fine body coming regularly! I've got to stop! Look at the postage fee!

Today, I call the plumber to fix this leak. Help me now, I'm feeling so hot 'n weak. Oh dear, I hear the bell ring just twice. Who could that be? -- Behave! Be Nice!