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By galadrial Date: 2003 Jan 13 Comment on this Work [[2003.01.13.06.06.5178]] |
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Weird ass women, we all know the kind, are the reason I think, women are still far behind, the professional widows, who know how to whine, and their sisters the Victims, all march in a line. I'll show you how shallow, how vapid I am, how greedy and grubbing when it comes to a man. I'll sit here all prim, in pearls and a collar, and blithely explain that I'm not after dollars. And oh, if I land him, that sweet millionaire, I'll get damned right busy producing an heir. And i'll weep for the cameras on the day that I find him mussing the sheets with some foreign behind. And i will make Tammy Faye seem a second hand slacker, as I weep pretty tears that will not touch the lacquer. And I'll moan about everything I gave to the louse, so his honor will give me, the car and the house. Oh weird ass women, you've damned us for sure. You had to go fishing, with booty for lure. And every time one of you makes the headlines in bold. you doom us to salt mines to rake in your gold.... (This was inspired by the next generation of marry a millionaire shows...) |