By mm
Submitted by Inflatable Sushi
Date: 2003 Feb 09
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joke 'em if the can't take a fuck


So this friend of mine tells me this woman gives birth and her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside and said, "I'm sorry, but there's something I must tell you about your baby."

        "What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.

        "Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

        "What's that?"

        "It means your baby has both male and female parts."

        "Oh my, that's wonderful!" the woman exclaimed. "You mean it has a penis, AND a brain?"