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By coujeaux Date: 2003 Apr 16 Comment on this Work [[2003.04.16.22.14.31703]] |
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Eureka, I've discovered the secret to this entire morass, so stop the presses! This is mankind's biggest revelation since pocket change underneath dresses! I've conferred with the finest scientific minds as to my evidence, they concur; It's the most thorough plot to overturn masculinity I believe there ever were! More heinous than support groups or kumbiya, wicked as Oprah and Dr. Phil, But even those threats pale in comparison to the ultimate truths, crueler still! You see, back at the dawn of time, there existed two forces, powerful in duet, She controlled the softer side of the beginnings, a hard lesson for Him to get. All beauty and natural splendors of a just-before-everything at Her command, Her fondest wish was to make each detail of Creation sweetened by Her hand. So each atom was kissed with care, wrapped in magic, painted from Her soul, As She presented her achievement to Him, the laughter roared out of control. Look on Her face was eternal, but Her rage at Him seethed to cosmos' edge, She swore she would have the last laugh; His humilation became Her pledge. So they traded energetic blasts of ignited inspiration; She thus created man, He countered with woman; and Her challenge thus met, hatched an evil plan. She gave man everything necessary to dominate anything to a large degree, But withheld reproduction from him and gave woman opportunity to disagree. |