THE HIJACKED BRIDE

my wedding shower, I got drunk reeling in croak'in' wedding tunes ah, big bass thanks for the ride

cruise's booked for last of june wow, you're hic'in' from my fumes glad I'm a big frog, no polywog

so I went a drink, drank, drunk he's not lookin' better all the time imagine me with a Prince Frog

sent me something about kisses in long love verse that didn't rhyme claims I'll be his favorite missus

I'm getting married to a li'l frog and I really don't dare to be snide there ain't no lavish honeymoon

some real fun while it lasted our romancing took me for a ride but fun's gone, I'm lambasted

just give me that big lilypad from it, eagle lawyer will soon dump li'l ole froggy for a sugardad

bass be nimble, bass be quick one more pass around that stump I'm jumping out on the next hic!

BASS! BASS! Let go of my . . . .