By SterlingRose
Date: 2003 May 29
Comment on this Work
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MOSQUITOES and MEN

You either attract them
or repel them.
The sweeter you are -
the more likely they'll bite.
Either one can get under your skin -
causing intense itching
while some species
are the blood-sucking type.
Of course you can get some help.
A dab of perfume
attracts the average male,
while a splash of  "OFF"
repels the average mosquito.
A small price to pay
for the desired results.