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By Jon Date: 2004 Oct 06 Comment on this Work [[2004.10.06.19.19.26385]] |
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I wonder if the young independent women of today even listen to the lyrics of their favorite songs. I've seen women at clubs throw their hands in the air like they just didn't care when the M.C. told them to, funny thing was he said, "All the ho's up in hea throw yo hands in the air-ee." And that's when it hit me women speak two different languages. The first language is the one I can understand, where they use words and phrases like, "Hi, how are you doing?" and not "Holla!" The first language is the one women use before the beat of their second language blares over the speakers. The second language is a harsh one, women are referred to as bitches, ho's, skanks, and whatever else you can associate with a woman's willingness to pull down her panties. One would think that the second language would be shunned by any "independent" young woman out there, but the trick is to put a really hip beat behind whatever you're saying and you can say whatever you want. For example, if I went up to a woman and spoke in the first language and said, "Hey take off your damn clothes!" I would immediately get punched in the face or escorted out of the club. However, if I spoke in the second language and said "Hey bitch take off your damn clothes!" and put a hip but not confusing beat behind what I just said she would be all for it. And women say men don't listen... |