By JD
Date: 2004 Nov 09
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Eggs and Prose

I woke up today with the intention of making you breakfast.
Sunny-side up with a pinch of pepper and basil, right?
I put on a new apron that I bought from the
Martha Stewart Prison Gift Shop (ha!).
It's pink.  You know how I despise that colour.
But Martha doesn't do black.
And while the eggs slowly solidified in my new skillet,
I write you a note.
A poem about how much I love breakfast.
And as an afterthought, how much I love you.
Breakfast isn't breakfast without eggs and prose.
I hear your footsteps pounding down the heavily carpeted stairs
and I anticipate the smell of aftershave and
gel and fresh laundry rolled into man.
And to my surprise, a voice behind me says,
"Honey, I like scrambled eggs, remember?"
Oh shit.
I forgot.
I'm not cooking for you anymore.