I opened my door

And to my surprise

A natural wonder

Right in front of my eyes

Oh No

Oh My God

SCREAM

I had never seen one

Face to face

Eye to eye

It was Pepe Le Pew

In my front view

I screamed and ran back in

Started out again

I ran out the back

Grabbed two Corgis from the pen

And they're never going back

Out again ha

Oh Phew

Thank goodness

He did not make a stink stew

Or tomato soup baths

Would have to do it in

Just some more of the nightly news