By Abogada
Submitted by abogadalbny
Date: 2006 May 05
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Clap Your Hands

If you're an asshole and you know it
Clap your hands.
Alert me.
Stop me on the street.
Send me an email.
Tell me to keep my top on.

If you've got that special
"I'm gonna fuck you over
If you bare your heart and soul and
Make love to me"
Mantra
Please
Wear a special shirt
Or at least neon underwear
Baby, tell me who you are!

I can tell liars from sweethearts
Good people from bad
Criminals from innocents
But God love me
I sure as hell
Can't spot the likes of you.

If you're an asshole and you know it
Please
Clap your hands!