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By Farah Submitted by twisted_lie Date: 2010 Oct 12 Comment on this Work [[2010.10.12.17.05.15083]] |
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Her:" A friend of mine has this as a status : Quote of the century -When you are SINGLE,all you see are HAPPY couples and when you r committed, all u see are happy singles! Moral: be neutral, just flirt... it's so true! ha ha Him:" I like it a lot!" Her:"Nothing unusual there.." Him:" mmm " Her:" it's practically your life" Him:" I think I will steal this quote" Her:" then don't think too much, just do it" Him:" ha ha ...Do it..Talking about flirting? Her:" You are already a flirt..I was talking about stealing the quote" Him:" aaaaaaaaaah..mmmm...Well I rarely ever put anything as a status, and when i put one..It’s deep and I like to play with words!! Her:"so..you think THIS quote is deep? it is as shallow as they come: Him:" ha ha,no I just don’t like quotes that come to mind often..Once I put this as a status :at a bus station the bus stops,at a train station a train stops,at my desk,I have a workstation... " Her:" By the way, Remember the picture you sent? You know the "ladies' man" award picture?" Him:" yes indeed" Her:" My God! You really earned the title! you look like one!" Him:" haha, oh dear..why??ha? Her:" just saying " Him:"huh..I do not see what the big deal is, I am a ladies' man and I am proud!" Her:" I can tell! haha" Him:"are u jealous or what?? Her:"It's none of my business, you are free to do whatever it is you want,afterall who am I to judge you" He sends the "UFO" wink Her:" hmmm thank you?You come in peace? " Him:" I don't know..depends! I'm here to CONQUER" Her:" conquer what exactly?" Him:" whatever I can get " Her:" I see we have ourselves a greedy alien,,,hmmm very nice" Him:" You can bet on it" Her:"Oh well, good luck with your conquer? Him:" Thanks, are you interested? " Her:" I have already conquered and have all I need" Him:" Even though.. what did u conquer? " Her:" I conquer hearts " Him :"Oh really? So u conquer hearts...broken hearts? frozen hearts? Her:" I don't take what's already broken because I hate fixing things but Frozen hearts do melt in my presence" Him:" Nice...and u said u have all you need,so you already conquered a heart...hearts?" Her:" right now it's not about conquering although I know I can, but it's about maintaining good relations" him: "I wouldn't know... you said it... " Her :"besides it's a heart not heartS.. I hate sharing..what's mine is mine alone and what's his is only his" Him:" you said :I already conquered and have all I need..This means that you already conquered a heart... " Her:" yes I have" Him:" Am I getting this right?" Her:"Well I conquered it for a while" Him:"Oh really..so u don’t have what u need right..." Her:" I guess I do...I have my sanity which is the most important thing right now" Him:" aaaaaaah so this is not related to the conquest" Her:" I know one thing, if i set my mind into something I almost always get it but at the same time I don’t go into battles knowing that I would lose war" Him:"Interesting... So you are not a conqueror” Her:" I am... But I choose what to conquer because I don’t want it to backfire and maybe it's a bit late for that, bas never too late to retreat” Him:" My oh my.. A real conqueror knows that he will win..He only thinks about winning... Anyway maybe your conquests are different than mine" Her:" well this girl knows that if a conquer is followed by a loss then no, the real conquer would be doing the smart thing rather than enjoy the " fake win" Him:" It shouldn't necessary be fake .. The important thing is to fight for it... " Her:" let's say you fight, but for how long? and don’t forget resistance" Him:" You fight as long as u can... " Her:" what if eventually you find out that you have been fighting in the wrong fight?" Him:" well.. That would be a problem so you always say!" Her:" A problem? More like a disaster as you once described it!" He works in Disaster management so I'm pretty sure he's used to it, whereas she is learning Disaster reduction so she'll learn to cope.. |