The Xmas News
The Mona Lisa speaks to me
She says hurry and get here to see me
The aliens are coming soon
They need oil
And vast amounts of gold
To fill their teeth
They will suck your bones dry
But don't worry
They only want lying rotten politicians
And Bernie Madoff
They asked for him specifically
You ask how I know this
I got this email from Santa Claus
He would never lie or spam
But then... he also said you love me
I guess we can't trust anyone anymore can we?
bk's alien network countdown to 2012...Welcome to Earth!
PS...We're not all crazy...it only looks that way.
©bk12/15/11