Two Limericks
There once was a love from Mantucket
Who got his head stuck in a bucket
No rockets red glare
Nor bombs bursting mid air
Could seem to bloodthirstily unstuck it
There once was a tick with a scientific itch
That dug itself into a blonde Tennessee witch
She screamed everything obscene
And turned all shades of green
But still could not get rid of this tick-twitch routine
©bk/2012
New Moonsville
Who got his head stuck in a bucket
No rockets red glare
Nor bombs bursting mid air
Could seem to bloodthirstily unstuck it
There once was a tick with a scientific itch
That dug itself into a blonde Tennessee witch
She screamed everything obscene
And turned all shades of green
But still could not get rid of this tick-twitch routine
©bk/2012
New Moonsville