By Cave
Date: 19 March 1999

Thump Thump Thump

Thump, Thump, Thump and then I rose
Above all my evil intentions to discover 
The heroic peak in my perfect brain. After 
All this my worn and blistered feet relaxed
In a tub of Luke warm water and with a sense
Of insecurity I watched my blue tounged lizard
Become baffled with the cryptic crossword.