By The Guppy
Date: 28 July 1999

blah blah blah

"there's part of me in you", i said...and you just giggled
"must be a pretty small part, i hadn't noticed",...i laughed
masculinity threatoned

"you mean nothing", you said...

"ouch", i said...

"i disagree, if i meant nothing, i would say more things like:
"must be a pretty small part, i hadn't noticed"

"fuck you", you said

"well, i would, but you probably wouldn't notice"...i said...i laughed

"i don't fuck, i make love",...you said

"i don't make love, i just take part in it",...i said

"fuck you", you said

"you may beat me to the punches, but i'll beat you to the lines, kinda makes it all a joke doncha think???"...i said

"why do you have it in for me?"...you asked

"i wouldn't have it in for you unless you asked,
and i'm sure you wouldn't notice"...i said...you hung up