By Looloo
Date: 1 August 1999

But I'm Mostly German!

When Irish eyes are smilin'
and all the weasels stylin'--
Be careful!  Watch your back!
Be prepared for an attack!

He'll sit beside you in your chair
Run his fingers through your hair
"Irish eyes, hair, freckles too"
Soon he'll be all over you
When tongue hits tonsils, then you'll know
Pretty soon it's time to go

He tells you that your mouth tastes good, just like mint
Give him half your gum and hope he takes the hint
This creep's not as suave as he may have been thinking
Especially as your beer goggles are shrinking
Laugh and wave as your friends sit and watch
Dive for the door as he heads for your @#%*$!