By anonymous
Date: 21 July 1999

Adam

Adam 
     When Adam stayed out very late a few nights, 
     Eve became upset 
     And wouldn't let him out of her sight.
     "What's wrong with you?" Adam said.
     Eve, replied, "You're running around with other women"
     "You're being unreasonable," Adam sighed,
     "You're the only woman on earth, believe me!"
      But the quarrel continued until he fell asleep,
      Only to be awakened in a little while
      Feeling a poking on his chest. It was Eve. 
      "What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.
      "Counting your ribs," said she.