By Leroy
Date: 7 November 1999

Big Blue Smurfy Retard

      Last night I saw a sight I shall ne'er forget
           a wrestler in blue spandex
             with his greasy hair in a net
     I met him backstage
     asked him to sign my hat
         and luckily enough
  he was down with that
       my buddies said,
   "Dude, are you nuts? Look at his flabby shiny blue butt!"
     my cousin said,
  "He reminds me of Papa Smurf! It wouldn't take much to knock his butt off the turf!"
     but they didn't see
    what i saw
         i saw beauty
   but in a strange way
     all of a sudden
    i find myself
        gay.