By Pringles
Date: 7 November 1999

Yum Yum Pringles!!!

   Once I met a can of Pizza Pringles
         and I fell in love
         at first taste
     And then I saw a kid eating paste.
   I finished them up
     and on the way to the store
     I saw someone with a pup.
    I went into the store
    it was really a bore
    until I went down the chip aisle
     and a smile lit up my face
    as soon as I saw
      something on which my money to waste
     and I walked to the Pizza Pringle guy
           looked him in the eye and said,
      "I love you...but it's over."
      and then went over there and bought
        the bag of balloons.