By mEg
Date: 23 January 1999

email thingee thank you

Today I opened this email
thingy

and I was shocked to hear that I am
lacking in decency and that I ignored you

oh yeah
let me throw in the part about that evening we spent together
how you "liked it"

BUT let me read that "sign-off" again
"Thanks for Nothing."


Last time I checked, pardon me for making
the assumption, but phones still worked
and phone lines run two ways...

and your insecurity and anger cloaked in sarcasm is glaringly apparent.... 

kind of like the butt-crack on the apartment maintenance
guy that pretends to fix your bathroom sink, while
stealing panties from your laundry basket.

The world doesn't revolve around you. Perhaps it's not that
I didn't like you... that I didn't return your emails.
Perhaps I was traveling or out of the country... or just
mad at technology and on an anti-email protest...

or maybe i was living my life, doing what i have to do without
any of it being a reflection on you.

Really, thanks for the email.
Thanks for reminding me why I had such a lousy time.
Funny, I had forgotten.