By The Guppy
Date: 17 June 1999

lunatic abbreviated

it might be how her hips are are swaying slowly like a cobra
or then again it simply might be that she's wearing no bra
or maybe how she's seductively sucking down a lowenbrau
but, damn, that girl sure looks fine
so, i swagger over confidently, whiskey sour in hand
and not hesitating, say to her "your wish is my command"
she says "i only wish that you would be a different man"
but, damn, that girl still looks fine
i say "c'mon baby, i've got nothing up my sleeve"
she says "back off, jackass...i think you'd better leave"
"drunken moron communists like you are my pet peave"
hmmmm...that girl still looked fine
in a moment she dashed off and got the bouncer from the floor
he puts me in a headlock and escorts me to the door
and tells me pretty sternly not to come here anymore
all because that girl looked fine
so i sit and make weird faces at her through the bar window
i imitate orangutans and marilyn monroe
and dance around until i decide that it's time to go
and find another girl that looks fine