By The Guppy
Date: 28 June 1999

on to it

she's got a funny way of loving 
she doesn't kid around
she likes to make my heart beat fast
she charges by the pound

she's faster than a hummingbird
and slower than a sloth
she likes to blow me smokerings
she likes to hear me cough

she loves to push the envelope
and get me so upset
she likes to gamble with a heart
she doesn't lose a bet

she loves to dress in satin gowns
she likes to turn the heads
she wants to be the one they all want
with them in their beds

she has inflated self esteem
she thinks she's from above
she has no time to talk to me
she'd rather just make love

she can cast infectious stares
she's got that sultry style
she weakens me with devil eyes
and kills me with her smile

i wish she'd just leave me alone
but she is so hell-bent
she wishes i'd make love with her
i wish i was impotent