By Scott, Scott27CA@aol.com Date: 2 April 1999
To think that I met you only yesterday, and you've already found a way to lease my heart. Simple monthly payments. No maintenance required. Return my heart whenever you tire of it. Still waiting for the punchline. Acting as if this blue moon could last forever. Sadly, you've found a way to lease my heart... And it will always remain at an affordable rate.