By Misti Velvet Rainwater
Date: 14 October 1999

Check List

  To get what you want you have to know before you even start the show what you
  crave and what makes you sick what sets you off and what makes you tick and
  although you may not know it at the time that is what makes every relationship
  so incredibly sublime you can make a list of the things you hated and overall
  exactly how he rated in and out of bed and in your head so the next one will 
  be an improvement a star a winner by far 'cause every hotblooded woman needs a
  funny Valentine so make a list, chicas! Here is my mine:
   Lookin' for a man who drinks Jack & Coke (NOT Sky Lab Fallout's, like the last bloke)
   Must be free and into ME
   (Not some bitch who broke your heart back in '93)
    If you've got a sleeping bag and a tent and a big flashlight
    If you like burning bridges at least twice a night
    If you like to laugh (even in bed)
    If you've got memorized poetry dancing through your head
    Then by all means
    Come to Mama!!!
    (don't forget your toothbrush and aftershave and Scooby Doo pajamas)
Now I set forth this magic
   into the air
 'cause this chica loca
   gots love to spare