By ashley 
Date: 12 October 1999

practical application

he's teaching her arithmetic
he said it was his mission
he kissed her once,he kissed her twice and said
now that's addition
and as he added smack by smack
in silent satisfaction
she sweetly gave the kisses back and said 
now thats subtraction

then he kissed her she kissed him
without an explanation
and both together smiled and said
thats multiplaction
then dad appeared upon the scene and 
made a guick decision
he kicked that kid three blocks away
and said  thats long division