By Tricia Thomas
Date: 2 October 1999
Survival Skills
Red alert! Man your stations, crew.
Emotional assault.
The intruder has
breached her force field.
Let’s shut her down
and save what we can.
>check.
Sector one-feelings secured?
Slam!
>Check.
Sector two-emotions secured?
Slam!
>Check.
Sector three-heart shut down?
Whrrrrr.
>Check.
Sector four-disengage brain.
Clank.
>check.
She’s impenetrable. Captain.
A fortress.
If the intruder breaks through,
set the relationship for a
60 second self-destruct,
and let’s get the hell outta’ here!
>check.
all clear.
T2
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