By The Guppy
Date: 4 August 1999

negotiation

"did you just say you wanted to kiss me???"
"no, i asked if you had a quarter for the jukebox"
"no, that's not what you said...i think you said you wanted to kiss me"
"no, i'm pretty sure i just asked for a quarter for the jukebox"
"you know, if you want to kiss me, you might as well just do it"
"and what if i just want a quarter for the jukebox???"
"well, i guess you'll just have to kiss me to get it"