By Misti Velvet Rainwater
Date: 6 March 2000
Cracked Crystal Ball
Hey, Crystal Ball, hey!
Maybe you can help me out
Lately my boyfriend seems bored with me
Does he really hate me, deep down inside?
Is there someone else?
Is he CHEATING on me, Crystal Ball?
Tell me before I have a NERVOUS BREAKDOWN
You're my only hope!!!
Hey, Crystal Ball, hey!
Will I get married before my 21st birthday?
Will I ever get married, Crystal Ball?
Crystal Ball, I ASKED you a question
And I expect an answer!!!
Hey, Nobody believe this Crystal Ball.
Crystal Ball is a LIAR!!!
She says the same things over and over again!!!
And she said no when I asked her if I'm a
Girl and I am!!!
So what does SHE know???
Crystal Ball is stupid.
I hate Crystal Ball.
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