By Tom Weir, Ph.D. Assistant Professor, School of Journalism and Broadcasting
Date: 10 March 2000
A Valentine's Day Love Story
Big, big day. Pam buy home. Home is tiny. Tiny and cute.
Nice big yard. Pam is glad.
Days go by. It is May. Sun come out. Rain come down. Lawn grow
tall. Pam must mow. Pam need tool. Sear man mean. Pam need help.
Now is June. Lawn grow tall. Very, very tall.
Jim says hi. Jim is nice. Jim will help. Jim mow lawn. Pam is
glad. Pam buy wine. Jim has wine. Pam has wine. Talk, talk, talk.
They are pals.
Days go by. Jim send note. Ask on date. Pams says okay. Jim has fish.
Jim has wine. Jim has mums. Go to park. See a play. Pam eat lots.
Pam like Jim. Pam kiss Jim. Jim kiss Pam. Big pals now.
Air gets cold. Jim gets job. In Los Angeles. Will Pam come?
Pam not sure. Need big rock. Jim not sure. Has cute dog. Why
need wife?
Need some fun. Go on trip. See the sea. Play in sand. Play in
sea. Sun is hot. Beer is cold. They have fun. Pam love Jim.
Jim love Pam.
Air gets warm. July four come. Go to lake. Go see mom. Big,
big fun. Jim has rock. Give to Pam. Pam is glad.
Year goes by. It is July. Go on trip. To the sea. Stay Here
Club. They have sun. They have sand. They have beer. They have
guy. Guy bring food. Guy bring beer. Jim is glad. Pam is glad.
Tie the knot. Man and wife. Both in love.
end of tale
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