By B.K.
Date: 20 November 2000

Cucumbers Again??

According to the “Joy of Cooking”
Cucumbers are an endlessly fascinating
Fruit that have many varieties
One fit for use is rigid
Should have an illustrious skin
And not be waxed
Then it’s completely edible
But rigid with just a slight curve
Seems to hit the G…whoops err
I mean. Darn, there goes my halo
I was using it for a navel ring
Just hit the floor
Going to have to go sit in Santa’s lap….
See if I can get him to bring me a
Real uhhhhhhh never mind
Poor Maggie's going to have to get
Her hot glue gun out for this room

bk


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