By slippery when wet
Date: 24 November 2000
Dirge to the Dork Wad
Dirge to the Dork Wad
Quit trying to muscle my muffin
You’re supposed to be my friend now
Back off word bandit
Strength bandit
Love bandit
Quit trying to render me helpless
Zap my resistance
Take me down
You
Stop
It
NOW
Back to the Heart-on-Sleeve Corner